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What ethnicity was Jesus? A little humor

March 14, 2009 5 Comments

I bumped into this online (no author I could find) and it made me laugh. I think it’s been around for a while. Thought you’d enjoy…

WHAT ETHNICITY WAS JESUS?

Scholars have long debated the exact ethnicity and nationality of Jesus.
Recently, at a theological meeting in Rome, scholars had a heated debate on this subject. One by one, they offered their evidence…

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN:
1. His first name was Jesús
2. He was bilingual
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities

But then there were equally good arguments that…..

JESUS WAS BLACK
1. He called everybody “brother”
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn’t get a fair trial

But then there were equally good arguments that…..

JESUS WAS JEWISH
1. He went into his father’s business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure her son was God

But then there were equally good arguments that…..

JESUS WAS ITALIAN
1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with every meal
3. He used olive oil

But then there were equally good arguments that…..

JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefooted
3. He started a new religion

But then there were equally good arguments that…..

JESUS WAS IRISH
1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved to walk in green pastures

But, perhaps the most compelling evidence…..

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ACTUALLY A WOMAN…..

1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment’s notice even
when there was no food

2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch
of men who JUST DIDN’T GET IT

3. Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there
was still more work for him to do !

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Comments

  1. Allyson says

    March 19, 2009 at 10:36 am

    Thanks for making me laugh this morning.

    Reply
  2. E. Ray Bedford says

    April 7, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    DELIGHTFUL!!

    Thank you for some great input to my bible study class. We will all enjoy it very much.

    Reply
  3. Ricky says

    May 2, 2009 at 9:36 am

    LOL, Very nice!

    Reply
  4. Doug Stewart says

    May 26, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    Oy Vey!

    Reply
  5. MIke Davis says

    June 14, 2013 at 9:40 am

    LOL! Nice!

    Reply

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